DAMN PONDS!!!

So.

Petra wakes up. Petra stays in bed. Petras eye feels sore.
Petra ges up. Petra goes to the bathroom.
Petra does her business.
Petra goes to wash her face.
Petra looks in the mirror.
Petra screams.


OMFG!!
My face is swollen like nobodys business..
And its just half my face..
so one side is slightly red. normal. the other side is puffy and i cant open my eye properly.
I took a photo on my phone cos its quite amusing. In a twisted i-look-like-a-scary-deformed-morlock-fresh-out-of-a-sewer-and-now-all-that-is-missing-is-mutant-powers-and-my-life-would-be-complete.
Petra runs to wake her mother.. who laughs. and tells her off for waking her up for something so minor. she then forces her to walk the dog.
NOOOOOOOOOOoooo... I passed so many scary chavs..and an old lady who looked so sympahetic to me it was so sad.. and some sexy sk8r bois... and then the dog did a poo in front of the skate park.


And then I got home and ate breakfast. and i spent the late morning/early afernoon hiding my face from the sister and the refugee (steph and lynne) who thought it was hilarious and took photos and videos..
CURSE MODERN PHONE TECHNOLOGY!

then my face swelled more.. and im not going out anymore.. noooooo.. which meant i had to cancel on my huggy buddy and my twin.. which was unfortunate as i see them so little as it is...

but the swelling has gone down... ish... i still cant open the eye well..
OThello coursework.. and the refugees wont let me put the little mermaid on...
*sigh*

photos to come.. once i figure out how to get them off my phone..